Dear God

AJ came home from nursery at 11.45, had her lunch and then started to watch her favourite tv channel..Nick Jnr. Two minutes into this she started complaining that the picture wasn't working, I tried to explain that the naughty wind was making her programmes stop working. She the asked me "How do you talk to God?" I told her you need to say your prayers hence the pose in the picture. As I was leaving to go into the kitchen I could hear her speaking very softly..."Dear God...hello...can you make the naughty wind stop...marys court...lanark...scotland...it's breaking my telly...thank you...and I can't watch my programmes" If only it was that simple!